Gosh, it sounds like Ed Krassenstein is shocked that people in Philadelphia broke into an Apple Store to take all of the iPhone 15s. Makes you wonder where the Hell this guy has been for the past almost four years, right?
Oh, and he seems doubly shocked the looters in question are really stupid.
Again, where has he been?
What is wrong with people?— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) September 27, 2023
In Philadelphia last night, a bunch of people break into an Apple Store and take all of the iPhone 15s.
With sirens blaring, they then run out only to realize that all of the iPhones have been disabled and they may be being tracked.
So what do they… pic.twitter.com/BxQdI0BhZF
Hollaria Briden, Esq. & Ally may well be the best parody maybe ever on Twitter. Don't get us wrong, Sean Spicier was the bomb-diggity BUT he was connected to one president.
Briden is connected to a ridiculous MOVEMENT.
And it's glorious.
This is shocking coming from— 🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. & Ally (@HollyBriden) September 27, 2023
you @EdKrassen. When did you go full racist MAGA?
These are children looking for bread to feed their families - just like they’ve been doing for years while you ignored them because Elon hadn’t followed you yet.
THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST TRYING TO FEED THEIR FAMILIES, ED.
AOC says so.
Ed responding only made this funnier ...
What are you talking about?— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) September 27, 2023
HA HA HA HA
Hollaria's response is really really good.
Oh, hi Ed👋🏼. I just think your new schtick is cute - the “we should listen to both sides” act that started right after Elon noticed you boys and you became Elon groupies. And the wide-eyed “Gee, what’s with this brand new looting thing that totally hasn’t been happening nonstop…— 🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. & Ally (@HollyBriden) September 27, 2023
Funny how that works now that being 'objective' is fairly lucrative for these brothers.
Oh - and you’re racist because you saw non-white future scholars looting and dared mention it. You’re very close to admitting BLM & Antifa riots were real. It’s a slippery slope.— 🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. & Ally (@HollyBriden) September 27, 2023
On one hand, it’s an act to drive engagement and make money, and on the other hand, if it works…Go You!— 🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. & Ally (@HollyBriden) September 27, 2023
It’s important to see both sides
Id love to hear your thoughts.
We're note seeing his thoughts.
I wish Ed and his brother hadn't deleted their old tweets 🙁— ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕗𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕩𝕠𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕖 (@DaxophoneSolo) September 27, 2023
I’m sure it was accidental.— 🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. & Ally (@HollyBriden) September 27, 2023
Btw Brian is just as bad - racism and fascism have definitely come to the krassencamp. https://t.co/KbBDEzsuGv
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