This is real.
Ok, so we came up with a far more clever name for their efforts to keep Biden from falling down BUT they're really and truly having to do this. That is insane when the President of the United States is so old that he can't be trusted not to fall down.
SCOOP: As voters worry about President Biden's age and fitness for office, his team is taking steps to prevent further public stumbles, like wearing tennis shoes and using the short stairs on Air Force One. https://t.co/TMysm5uPC8— Axios (@axios) September 26, 2023
From Axios (and it's a SCOOP, you guys!):
As voters express deep concerns about the 80-year-old president's age and fitness for office, Biden's team is taking extra steps to prevent him from stumbling in public — as he did in June, when he tripped over a sandbag at the Air Force Academy.
Oh, but get this ...
Republicans have used video clips of Biden looking confused about where to go after speeches to raise further questions about his age.
YES, it's the Republican's fault Biden gets confused, wanders around, and shakes hands with invisible people.
If we don't laugh at this point we may never stop throwing up.
Put him in a pair of skates and watch the fun begin. 🤣😂💯— Jeff G. USA Patriot (@jlgusa) September 26, 2023
Ok, so we shouldn't laugh at that ... but we totally did. In fact, we'd pay money to watch Biden in roller skates.
Yeah, we're mean that way.
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