'Call me DADDY.' Sean Spicier's takes on voter fraud, border security, and the 2020 election set the Left OFF and ROFL

Sean Spicier’s timeline is filled with a whole lot of Christmas joy … ok, not really but reading through tweets where people get really ticked off at a parody account and get mocked for it in a screenshot brings this editor great joy.

And you, dear reader, seem to enjoy the same UNLESS you’re someone who got suckered by Sean and a friend told you that you’re in a Twitchy article so you came to read about yourself.

*you’re welcome*

Maybe we should all just consider this a sort of early Christmas present from our favorite parody account, Sean Spicier.

Enjoy.

Was it supposed to be a secret? pic.twitter.com/Skpg3BO4pl

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 18, 2018

Gosh, we thought he knew?

Heh.

No because that place isn’t real. It’s worse than we thought pic.twitter.com/2cH0WEKBQh

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 17, 2018

If and when Trump wins re-election in 2020 the Trump Derangement Syndrome will get kicked up a notch (or ten) so we should probably start preparing for it NOW.

Right?! My grass would never get cut without them pic.twitter.com/blpjvkDVxG

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 17, 2018

We didn’t say it.

We laughed at it.

And included it in this article.

But we didn’t say it.

Just the thought of it is causing hallucinations pic.twitter.com/cgKUqQNfdl

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 17, 2018

Stage four of Trump Derangement Syndrome … SHE COULD BLOW AT ANY MINUTE! Everyone RUUUUUN!

“Take that, Spicer!” pic.twitter.com/9rxb3mLPlo

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 16, 2018

Borders BAD!

Or wait, are they good?

We get a little confused reading some of these responses.

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A for effort but still a fail pic.twitter.com/iYhQgwjOH0

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 12, 2018

Gold star?

Can I buy a punctuation mark? pic.twitter.com/Zu4LwM8scQ

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 11, 2018

Sure, but just one.

58? pic.twitter.com/rKutMGmsNZ

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 11, 2018

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

You can call me daddy pic.twitter.com/PtsQgE7Yv6

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 11, 2018

Ouch.

Great…another short joke! pic.twitter.com/JUkLxPzPuO

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 10, 2018

Tall people privilege!

Actually I just transferred to the border patrol pic.twitter.com/gYyGXhPVTm

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 9, 2018

This will never get old.

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