David Burge, aka @iowahawkblog, has never been identified or verified.
And that’s fine with him.
And with us, because he writes smart, clever, and most times really funny stuff.
For example:
The opioid OD was kind of poignant, but then having her fall into a woodchipper at a Trump rally seemed a bit gratuitoushttps://t.co/0z6erDb96z
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 17, 2018
What they did to Roseanne was such HORSE manure.
Lame.
For whatever reason though, Mark Bland (who we have never heard of and you probably haven’t either) got all sorts of fussy with Burge over his tweet.
https://twitter.com/markbland/status/1052707791021006849
Mark’s last name literally means ‘uninteresting,’ and we all know he’s likely only verified because he’s a raging progressive but hey … whatevs. Burge responded as only he can.
PS: Seems he deleted his first tweet to Burge. THAT’S just embarrassing.
Verified Important Person: LOL you are unverified irrelevant rando
Me: yes, I am an unverified irrelevant rando
Verified Important Person: oh yeah? Watch me stay in your timeline for hours arguing with other unverified irrelevant randos https://t.co/GB9TRmSMlU— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 18, 2018
It’s like Bland was desperate for attention.
Then again, when you have most people who disagree with you blocked that tends to happen. Yeah, he has this editor blocked and true story, she has never even engaged him. Guess he’s a bland, delicate flower.
How many times do I have to say this? Yes, I am an irrelevant nobody who will never have a blue checkmark. I'm confused why you insist on arguing about something we both agree on, Famous Celebrity Influencer Personhttps://t.co/MXV2jf3Vf8
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 18, 2018
BECAUSE HE IS INSECURE AND MUST PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE.
Duh.
It’s what people who get off on their blue check do.
Also, Mark pic.twitter.com/ifL9Qb5k73
— Andrew Wimsatt (@ajwimsatt) October 18, 2018
Oops.
That he doesn’t care about the stupid blue check and YOU are insanely proud of it speaks volumes.
— Kenny Eddie (@TarHeeled67) October 18, 2018
It’s weird, right?
Walked in and made some other dudes fanbase (dumb conservatives) jump and dance for me. And they still are. Even they don’t even know why, and state it ever other tweet!!! It’s hilarious how easy the mind of conservative can be swayed.
— Mark Bland (@markbland) October 18, 2018
Yes, dumb conservatives. And LOOK at all the fav’s on Bland’s tweet … heh.
I only pray I have not awoken the sleeping giant that is his followers
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 18, 2018
LOL.
Burge – 1, Bland – 0.
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