Earlier this morning, President Trump got all big and bad with Joe Biden because apparently, via the president’s own tweet, the former vice president threatened him with physical assault.
Twitter. You gotta love … to hate it.
Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018
Fight fight fight!
I volunteer to announce this fight. “Oh my goodness, he’s fallen and he can’t get up!” https://t.co/e2laIqQc1G
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 22, 2018
Ben Shapiro is always a giver, ain’t he?
What does the ref say? ‘LET’S GET IT ON!’
“Wow, Trump clapped on, and Biden just clapped off!”
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 22, 2018
And the lights won’t stop going off and on!
“I can’t believe it! Trump is looking fuzzier than the tennis balls on his walker!”
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 22, 2018
OMG HIS MAMA’S WATCHIN’!
“To make weight, Biden had to take four cans of Ensure a day.”
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 22, 2018
Talk about sacrifice.
“And Trump gets in a jab – of insulin!”
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 22, 2018
Take that, Crazy Uncle Joe!
“Wow, Biden is just punching that Life Alert button.”
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 22, 2018
Heh.
“Trump stumbles to his corner, spitting dentures!”
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 22, 2018
You get the picture …
Seems most of Twitter finds the idea of Trump and Biden getting into some sort of fistfight HILARIOUS.
Trump/Biden fight. pic.twitter.com/eFKfhlKpT1
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) March 22, 2018
Oof.
https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/976833419261988864
Look at Joe pumping iron.
Heh.
The Headlock on Matlock
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 22, 2018
Doesn’t quite work.
the Melee Over the Jello Tray
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 22, 2018
DING DING DING.
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