Just so you guys know, the media isn’t biased or anything.

Nope, not at all.

They are totally objective and want to make sure Americans, nay the world, get the whole story.

And if you believe that this editor has a bridge for sale …

Wow. George totally got caught.

The face he makes on camera tells you he KNOWS he got caught.

Careful. #HeadOnAPike and #TakeHerOut are trending today, we don’t want to give Gram-gram any ideas.

OH STOP IT, it’s just a joke.



Clintonopolous is certainly just as easy to spell.


Sadly it’s all too believable.



GMAFB! #ImpeachmentTrial must not be going well because media’s spin machine in FULL gear today with #TakeHerOut and #HeadOnAPike

‘Same SCHIFF, different day’: Adam Schiff’s closing statement inspires #RightMatters tag which totally backfires

OOF! Kimberley Strassel knocks Chuck Schumer down a notch or FIVE by laying out how badly he’s ‘whiffed’ impeachment

Whoa, what was THAT?! CNN’s Alisyn Camerota criticizes Adam Schiff for just a MOMENT before awkwardly ‘tabling’ herself (watch)