As Twitchy reported earlier, Eric Swalwell used a Mark Twain quote to describe history that many people either had never heard of or had completely forgotten so he came off sounding like his usual dolt self.

So, of course, Eric doubled down on it again today …

And this only served to inspire Twitter poets to write the best, most hilarious poetry around.


Ugh, man we hope not.

Wouldn’t quite fit on a bumper sticker BUT it works.

Hrm, who could this one be about?

Nice job working in the nukes.

Short and sweet.

This doesn’t even rhyme.

But it’s awesome.

There’s sort of a ‘one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish’ vibe here.

So many people are poets, and they didn’t even know it.


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