Did you know that scrubbing toilets with your mom will keep you from flattening the world into a 2-D left-right lens?

Don’t make that face, we didn’t make it up.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez did:

Ok, so she’s clearly trying to pretend she’s in touch with people in the midwest with the whole scrubbing toilets thing but eh … this almost sounds like she thinks people in the midwest scrub toilets all of the time.

Like more so than people in other parts of the country and well, no.

What an odd way to try and connect to the average Midwesterner. This almost reminds us of the tweet where she talked about how much she loved hanging out in her neighborhood bodega which read like a bad episode of ‘Chico and the Man’.

But as usual, socialist-hungry lemmings are all over her thread:

Genius insight.

Sure, because socialism is a lot like a toilet.

You know what’s a nastier label? Socialist.

Nazi Bros? For real?


OMG. You know those tweets that you know you shouldn’t laugh at but you do anyway?

Imagine that on steroids when you put it in a Twitchy article.

And that’s the truth.


‘Bless your martyred heart’ Michelle Malkin SAVAGED Brian Stelter for whining ‘threats against media’ on the rise

Womansplaining FAIL: Jennifer Rubin really STEPS IN IT, claims many women wouldn’t dream of voting GOP

Damn GOOD thread -> Jeryl Bier takes Chuck Todd APART for claiming Trump ONLY questions African-American’s intelligence