Dammit media, this is why we can’t have nice things.

From New Republic (so you don’t actually have to read this nonsense):

Ban guns. All guns. Get rid of guns in homes, and on the streets, and, as much as possible, on police. Not just because of San Bernardino, or whichever mass shooting may pop up next, but also not not because of those. Don’t sort the population into those who might do something evil or foolish or self-destructive with a gun and those who surely will not. As if this could be known—as if it could be assessed without massively violating civil liberties and stigmatizing the mentally ill. Ban guns! Not just gun violence. Not just certain guns. Not just already-technically-illegal guns. All of them.

Gosh, she seems totally rational.


Right, that war on drugs has gone so well. Oh, and that war on poverty … aces.



Wait, you mean she can’t just sit behind her monitor, bitching and moaning about mean ol’ guns? She actually has to do something?!

Psh, you and your privilege.

Funny eh.

Obvious troll is obvious.


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