Biden’s remarks in Connecticut today featured the president looking for his wife and reminding everybody that he “likes kids more than people.” Just another normal one for the president.

Biden also took the opportunity to repeat the Democrats’ whopper of the year that the multi-trillion-dollar spending bill actually will cost “zero”:

It’s like Biden’s advisers think that if he makes the claim enough it’ll suddenly become true.

Narrator: “And that six-year-old was Joe Biden!”

So if Biden gets less than his dream bill of $3.5 trillion, will less than that still cost “zero”? Nobody could ask that or any other questions because Biden, as usual, didn’t take any:

It’s almost as if Biden’s afraid he’ll get asked about the crumbling U.S. economy.