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Rep. Cori Bush's book sells a whopping 729 copies in its first week

Remember the fun we had with Billy Eichner when his gay rom-com “Bros” took in only $4.8 million in its opening weekend? He quickly blamed weirdos, homophobes, and “straight people in certain parts of the country” for his movie tanking.

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Eichner should cheer up, because at least he’s not Rep. Cori Bush, whose first book, “The Forerunner,” sold a whopping 729 copies in its first week.

We wonder if it includes the story of the time she was shot at by white supremacists hiding behind a hill as they marched in Ferguson. Or the weekend she spent camped out on the Capitol steps to call for an extension to the eviction moratorium, with nothing to eat except the packs of Ruffles and Oreos dropped off by supporters. So stunning, so brave.

She’ll still somehow end up a millionaire. They probably gave her a million-dollar advance.

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Bingo.

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She appeared on “The View” the day it went on sale to promote it — that had to account for a couple of copies.

She really needs to consult with the other members of The Squad, who’ve all found really good schemes to scam money from their campaign donors without having to write books.

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