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NYC council member Tiffany Cabán shares safety resources tips and, well, good luck with that, small business owners

New York City Council Member Tiffany Cabán shared her office’s suggestions on what small businesses should do when faced with a possibly dangerous situation (spoiler alert: it’s not ‘call the police’):

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Here’s the image of the poster as a stand alone:

Imagine being a small business owner and being asked to follow this advice. Then take a good look at the poster again.

Pay close attention to the language and you’ll get a better sense of what is going on here.

These posters are being distributed to local businesses so that they’ll be “equipped with better ways of solving problems than simply summoning police every time a challenge arises.”

In other words, don’t call the cops, spill your soda and chat about high school instead!

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After all, it wouldn’t be very neighborly of you to want someone who was about to cause you grievous bodily harm to be stopped by those yucky police officers, would it?

Interesting to note the timing of these super helpful “safety resource tips”:

It’s almost as if these types of policies are completely unrealistic and ineffective.

Yep. That sure seems to be the real focus.

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