So. Desperate.
Every day we read more and more headlines from Newsweek, and every day we get a little dumber for having read them.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to really believe Hillary Clinton could still be president:
Hillary Clinton could still become president if Russia probe finds conspiracy evidence https://t.co/7fH8dnVS0m pic.twitter.com/F3Wqea3bYC
— Newsweek (@Newsweek) January 18, 2018
WHA?
No.
That’s not how any of this works, Newsweek.
Put the bong DOWN.
From Newsweek:
Lawrence Lessig, the Roy L. Furman professor of law and leadership at Harvard Law School, penned an essay for Medium in October outlining a series of hypothetical scenarios that could take place should the ongoing probe find that the Trump campaign actually conspired with Russia to influence the results of the election.
If Trump did conspire with Russia, the president “should resign, or, if he doesn’t, he should be impeached,” Lessig wrote in his essay. Vice President Mike Pence would also have to either resign or get impeached, which would make House Speaker Paul Ryan the president of the United States, Lessig wrote at the time.
And then they’d have to sacrifice five virgins on the top of Mt. Everest under a full moon after grounding up the bones of a long-dead unicorn.
C’mon, it’s like they WANT us to make fun of them.
Fake News Awards: Newsweek came in 8th place! https://t.co/ducxYFTy6P pic.twitter.com/B8fGyolF6Z
— Newsweek (@Newsweek) January 18, 2018
Psh, only eighth?
Should have published your “Hillary can totes still be president” essay sooner https://t.co/3j2PO1wgM6
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 18, 2018
HA!
Hey, it might have helped, fair point.
https://twitter.com/lost_cj/status/953980527115202562
— Rogue Penguin (@Rogue_40) January 18, 2018
Right?
https://twitter.com/Maganetism/status/953994549982097409
Google: Schoolhouse Rock
— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) January 18, 2018
YES!
— Carl Gustav (@CaptYonah) January 18, 2018
STRAIGHTFORWARD FROM HERE
1 Russian collusion
2 Trump quits
3 if Trump won’t quit, impeach
4 if R House won’t impeach, ???
5 Pres Pence
6 Pence quits
7 if Pence doesn’t quit, impeach
8 if House won’t impeach, ???
9 Pres Ryan
10 Ryan appoints 2016 loser
11 PRESIDENT GAM-GAM!— Razor (@hale_razor) January 18, 2018
— Jen DinNJ (@JenDinnj) January 18, 2018
Do you even do civics, dude?
— Horst von Horstmann (@Kaboom1776) January 18, 2018
— Beks (@RavenWood_54) January 18, 2018
So, you've all been eating Tide Pods again I see. When will you learn that Hi-LIAR-Y will never become President?
— 'Cuse Me While I Scream (@FeistyMonk) January 18, 2018
So THAT’S what’s going on here.
It suddenly all makes sense.
https://twitter.com/KesaraRiku/status/954006702877110274
Don’t ask Michael Ian Black, he’ll insist it has something to do with his citizenship and then block you when you say he’s wrong.
Different story.
https://twitter.com/INGFirebrand/status/953996015857799169
What they said.
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