Allllllllllllrighty, then.

No kidding. The self-crusher in chief is so desperate to believe that he emerged victorious from last night’s debate, he just had to start a hashtag to let the world know exactly how awesome he is.

Liberals were utterly delighted to join the president in patting himself on the back:

But their celebratory dance didn’t last long. The hashtag was quickly hijacked by conservatives. Naturally, hilarity — and truth — ensued:

That’s right. Barack Obama clearly attended to the George Costanza School of Reality.

Let’s make sure the president gets the ultimate reality check in November.