Pic: President Eye Candy is crushing so hard

President Humble strikes again! And he’s crushing big time on his favorite eye candy.

What’s happening, hot stuff?

“Dear Diary, I’ll just die if I don’t ask me to the prom. Barry hearts Barry 4eva! <3 <3 <3”

One Obama supporter shared her feelings in what could easily double as a caption for this pic.

Sorry, doll. As you can see from the photo, he’s taken.


Maybe what this tweet really needs is a different photo.

  • https://twitter.com/Guy_Montag_OG Guy_Montag_OG

    Twitchy, stop. You’re killing me!
    This site simply rocks. Thanks.

    • BlueGood

      “O HOW I LOVE MEE!!!!! Let me Count the ways”….

      Carry on Mr. O, Go Phuck yourself!

  • Colleen Kelly

    Now that image will be in my head whenever Barry O speaks tonight in the debate. As I am sure the same could be said for him.
    Thanks for the laugh at work. Too hilarious.

  • http://twitter.com/reshas Heidi

    I thought it was CREEPY

  • Burt Zerker

    Cardboard Obama has more depth.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    ahhhhhh debate prep methods revealed…

  • IN_RadioGuy

    Obama meets with his proxy for debate prep with John Kerry.

    (Kerry didn’t notice because he’s stiffer than the standee.)

  • http://twitter.com/Reaganpal Mary K. Allen

    If Colin Firth were POTUS, I might refer to HIM as “eye candy”. Bamster? No way. He’s more like “EYE SORE” Ugly inside and out and every wich way.

  • Marcy Cook

    I wonder which one will show up at the debate tonight? OH, wait…I guess it really doesn’t matter.

  • http://www.facebook.com/madelyn.martine Madelyn Martine

    The president and his BFF

  • frank5ngls

    President Obama meet Debater Obama! Or is that National Security Obama! Or jobs Obama! Wait which one is the real Obama?

  • CitizenEgg

    One of them has perforations for easier folding…and the other is a cardboard cutout.

  • Right Wired

    Not surprisingly, both are recyclable.


    I still can’t get over Mitt Romney getting the spray tan & makeup to appeal toLatino
    voters. I can’t wait to see Romney’s appearance on BET

    • Right Wired

      Any other Chris Rock tweets you want to steal and paste?


        Sorry to break it to you, Chris rocks tweets aren’t original or his. But hey, whaterver makes you feel better about yourself..Go for it

        • Right Wired

          By the by, George Bush hasn’t been in office for like, 4 years? Are you having some abandonment issues? Mommy didn’t hug you enough?

          • Marsha Goings

            LOL! Nice one, RightWired – I heard that ‘smack’ all the way over here!! 😉 What a LOSER.

          • GEORGE_W_TUSH

            She sure did, how do you think you got here?

          • W Randall

            Wait, are you saying that you and your Mom procreated?

          • John (it true me am)

            I believe he is. Now everything is starting to make sense.

          • GEORGE_W_TUSH

            You to are a shining example of who the Reduds pander to. I almost feel sorry for you, almost.

          • John (it true me am)

            It’s okay, let it all out. Now show us on the doll where your mommy touched you.

          • GEORGE_W_TUSH

            Yes son, it tis I..Your father

        • Right Wired

          And you couldn’t even be bothered to add the space after “to” or delete the extra line break after ‘Latino; and perfectly wonderful example of you and your party: steal the fruits of others’ labor and then half-assedly implement it.

          • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

            Yeah, let’s just flagging dishrag here. He’s not even amusing any more, he has nothing even marginal to contribute, and any novelty value has worn off.

    • redheadgrl

      Not true: “Univision, which spoke to the cosmetologist in question, has found that the culprit was simply some MAC Studio Fix powder plus foundation in shade NW30. The investigative team tried caking the makeup on test subjects under harsh lights without getting the same effect.
      The makeup artist, 25-year veteran Lazz Rodriguez, said the candidate simply sat down in his makeup chair with a deep, natural tan.”

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        Only a Right Winger or Independent would research the facts before they speak. Well done, redheadgrl! Now we can put the whole faux tan myth to rest.

        • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

          Leftard Rule #1 — Never let facts get in the way of a good slur.

    • carla5731

      Tell us again why Obama put on that pitifully exaggerated Southern accent when he spoke to a group at Hampton University in 2007.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.sumner.52 Joshua Sumner

    where is the “I’m with Stupid” t-shirt?

    • Jim Cooper

      But which one would be wearing it?

      • NumbuhOne

        The cardboard cut-out

  • ZoriahShepard

    Awwww he’s finally met his soul mate.


    The GOP’s sad brag: Our last president didn’t outshine our candidate. A chair did!

    BTW: Has the chair Clint Eastwood debated at the RNC appeared on eBay or is it going straight to the Smithsonian?

    • John (it true me am)

      You do understand the chair wasn’t an actual speaker right? Metaphors are hard, I know.


        The fact that you took the time to reply to me to tell me that is HILARIOUS!
        You are exactly who the GOP panders to. IDIOTS!
        Truly Amazing.

        • John (it true me am)

          Yes, I “took the time” to reply to you. I stopped everything I was doing of great importance and spent the better part of the day to craft a carefully worded response that was sure to get the attention of pundits and news casters across the political spectrum.
          Me thinks ye be a wee bit projective there laddy.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            @John – It’s all Tushie has. Trolling a website. Wow. What a great life. Then again, Media Matters is paying him.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      How much do you get paid by Media Matters?

  • Chip

    The Picture of Dorian Gray comes to mind for some reason…

  • Juan_Rico

    Ever hear the story of Narcissus? He was so enamored of himself that he disdained even the people who loved him. Nemisis, the goddess of retribution, saw this and tricked Narcissus into looking at his reflection in a clear pool. Narcissus fell in love with his reflection and eventually starved to death because he couldn’t leave it.

    My question is, where’s Nemisis when we need her?

  • RIChris

    Cut-out to Obama: For starters, I’m already dressed for it, so tell me again how I could do a worse job in the debate.

  • mikeb330

    I bet the Teleprompter is getting jealous!

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      The Obama cut-out has its own cardboard teleprompter.


    What the GOP learned from
    ObamaCare and Occupy Wall Street: Nominate the plutocrat who created ObamaCare!


    If Obama wins, it’s because his old dude without a script was Bill Clinton and Mitt’s was Clint Eastwood.


    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Clint Eastwood wins hands down over Slick Willy.

  • Clayton B

    I’d like a dozen of those…to take to the range…

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    Obama knows what it’s like not being able to marry the person he truly loves. Himself. So he had to settle with Moochelle instead.

    Jaime Duncan @jaimedunc: “@BarackObama: You look familiar: pic.twitter.com/TwONG6ZJ” SOMETIMES MY HEART HURTS BECAUSE I LOVE BARACK OBAMA SO MUCH”
    That is exactly what Barry says everytime he looks in the mirror.

  • RblDiver

    So, is this why he flipped on gay marriage?

  • http://twitter.com/Reagan_Lady Liberty

    “Dear Diary, I’ll just die if I don’t ask me to the prom. Barry hearts Barry 4eva! <3 <3 <3″

    This is the funniest thing I've read all day & I can't stop laughing. Thank you, Twitchy!

  • ember

    Too stinkin’ funny! The great part is this will be one of the photos he’ll be remembered for in the years to come. :) “Who’s ya daddy?”

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    “When I think of me I touch myself.”

    “With the record selection and the mirror’s reflection, I’m dancing with myself.”

    “Pictures of Barry help me sleep at night.”

    I could go on….