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Allow The Babylon Bee to introduce you to the genius behind Kamala Harris' unique oratory technique

We’ve heard a lot of politicians orate in our day, but we feel like it’s pretty safe to say that we’ve never heard one orate quite like Kamala Harris. When it comes to words, she’s in a league of her own, which is no small feat considering who she currently works for.

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But to be that consistent, it takes a village. Or at least a highly qualified speechwriter. And now, thanks to The Babylon Bee, we now know who to credit for Kamala’s unique way with words:

It all makes sense now.

It’s about time we got the inside scoop.

Oliver Bartholomew is indeed dapper. And adorable.

And rightly weirded out by his boss.

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That kid is going places. Hopefully to The Babylon Bee someday!

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WATCH: Greg Price has graciously and selflessly put together an inspiring ‘compilation video of Kamala Harris word salads’

Kamala Harris’ interview with MSNBC’s Joy Reid was the expected mix of word salad & cringe

Latest word salad from Kamala Harris leaves people scratching their heads

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