If there’s one thing in this world of which we can be certain, it’s that things can always — always — get stupider. The current debate (if you can even call it that, since only woke lefties are upset) over the Betsy Ross flag is proof of that. Democratic politicians and liberal talking heads who never had a beef with the flag are suddenly spouting off about how problematic it is. But according to VICE, it’s Republicans who are losing it:

Not to be outdone, Rolling Stone offered up their own take on “conservatives” who have “worked themselves into a tizzy” over this:

The headline says “everyone,” but the piece is focused on going after conservatives. Which would explain why its author apparently had no time left to actually read what they’d written:

Well, if you’re gonna get all technical about it …

Heh.

But Resist! Or something.