A big part of Beto O’Rourke’s presidential campaign apparently involves climbing on restaurant furniture. After jumping around on an Iowa coffee shop counter last week, here he is treating a Wendy’s like his own personal jungle gym:


The “Sir, this is Wendy’s” stuff is hilarious. Less hilarious is the fact that Beto’s sticking his nasty shoes and sweaty clothes where people are trying to eat.

Why can’t this clown just stay off the damn counter?

Seriously. Beto eats dirt, plays with poop, and climbs on counters where food is served. If his lameness and empty-vessel-ness don’t disqualify him from the presidency, his failure to understand basic concepts of sanitation should.

We feel her pain.