As if Beto O’Rourke’s refusal to come down against late-term abortions weren’t disturbing enough, now comes this:

Come again?

This. You read this:

And then there were the pranks: the remote-controlled cockroach in the kitchen, the “Psycho”-style scares in the shower. One time, according to a friend, Beto collected an especially verdant turd from one of their kids’ diapers and put it in a bowl, telling Amy it was avocado. (Neither would confirm this, though Beto did allow it sounded like something he’d do.)

Skateboard Jesus is into some pretty effed-up sh*t. Literally.

Snort.

Good point. But still.

Could this story possibly get any worse? Actually, yes:

Gah!