'Can't stop laughing!' Ted Cruz's response to this Beto O'Rourke scoop is pretty darn perfect

It seems Beto O’Rourke’s got enough hits for a double album:

.@BetoORourke ate dirt after losing to @tedcruz last year.

… actual dirt, as in, tiny pieces of soil. https://t.co/4ghEbNGQiq

— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) March 19, 2019

You ate what? https://t.co/z2USuJPVyi

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) March 20, 2019

Dirt. He ate dirt:

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— BT (@back_ttys) March 20, 2019

Let’s just say we wouldn’t be remotely surprised.

You think Beto’s weird? Imagine how Ted Cruz feels. Actually, you don’t have to imagine. Cruz is pretty clear where he stands on this stuff:

Words escape me. https://t.co/seUbaBV5M7

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 20, 2019

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— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 20, 2019

We couldn’t’ve said it better ourselves!

I can't stop laughing! ???

— ?Alice Sutton Ballard? (@AliceBallard27) March 20, 2019

Ok. Dammit, this is hilarious. https://t.co/iupqRNNCkI

— RBe (@RBPundit) March 20, 2019

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— Jobs not Mobs ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@mumma12345) March 20, 2019

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— Evans Barnes (@brother_barnes) March 20, 2019

Obligatory, @tedcruz. pic.twitter.com/6xL8J4X8GX

— Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D., M.S. (@Neoavatara) March 20, 2019