Cue the REEE! Hilarious 'Project 2025 Rules' Have Been Trending for WEEKS and HERE Are Some of the Best

Before the election, all we heard about from the Left and especially Team Kamala Harris was PROJECT 2025 and how it was going to DESTROY THE COUNTRY AND DEMOCRACY AS WE KNOW.

Sorry for the caps, but holy cow you guys, they screeched and screamed and cried about it so much, it was an endless rant of argle bargle rar and REE that could only adequately be described with capital letters.

Luckily, plenty of people still have a sense of humor (it's no coincidence these people are not full-blown Leftists) and have been coming up with some Project 2025 rules of their own. Here are some of the best and most recent:

Under Project 2025, buttless bikini bottoms will be outlawed on all public beaches, resorts, and hotel pools.
— Peachy Keenan (@KeenanPeachy) November 25, 2024

It's about damn time.

Under Project 2025, gas prices will drop down to what it was in Die Hard— as long as a majority agrees it’s a Christmas movie. pic.twitter.com/BISXeO9i97
— e-beth (@ebeth360) November 24, 2024

Most controversial thing we'll probably write about today ... heh.

Note, when it comes to Die Hard as a Christmas movie just consider us SWITZERLAND.

Under project 2025, people will be forced to stop wearing joggers and hoodies and instead be given mandatory tweed pic.twitter.com/iAkcz7U0ou
— Philip Bunn (@PhilipDBunn) November 25, 2024

Tweed. Hrm. This could suck in the summer.

Under Project 2025, all Starlink service plans will be bundled with Gaydar 2.0
— Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆🇺🇸 (@ING2Firebrand) November 18, 2024

If you don't know, Project 2025 is written by the Heritage Foundation, which provides much of the intellectual heft to Moms 4 Liberty and many other extremist groups trying to take over local school boards across the country. Voters should be asking school board candidates:
— Karin Chenoweth (@karinchenoweth) July 8, 2024

Yes, wanting children to learn about reaching, writing, and math is super extreme.

The nerve.