Awww, good ol' Eric Swalwell. Always reliable when it comes to Twitchy fodder. Over the years (and yeah, we've been covering this guy for YEARS now), we've come to believe he likes it when we Twitchy him.
Otherwise, why would he provide us with so much to TWITCHY him with?
Sorry, that sounds bad.
Heh.
BUT IT'S TRUE.
In response to the UNC shooting yesterday, Swalwell wants the government to ban ALL ASSAULT WEAPONS (whatever the Hell that means) and he wants the government to 'buy them back'. Then he topped it off with a seriously melodramatic, irritating tidbit that sounds an awful lot like, 'WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!'
Take a gander at this hot mess:
Ban assault weapons. Buy them ALL back. Choose our kids over their killers.
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) August 28, 2023
He posts because he CARES SO MUCH.
Can't you just feel how much this guy cares?!
Just don't stand directly behind him.
We didn’t buy our firearms from the government so you can’t buy them back, FangBanger.
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) August 28, 2023
We don't know who she is but she's SO WISE! And we hear she bakes the best chocolate chip cookies like EVER.
Ahem.
That ban would be unconstitutional.
— Jswarens (@jeff_swarens) August 28, 2023
You aren't buying anything back if you didn't sell it.
You're conflicting guns and throwing chimp change to feel better about it.
Didn't fang fang teach you that stealing is wrong?
I didn't buy them from you in the first place, so, NO.
— Lady Hecate ⚫️ (@hecate40) August 28, 2023
So bust off, Farty McFarter.
The same Chinese spy loving Congressman who said he would nuke his own neighbor doesn't get to suggest what weapons the free people can have. "Shall not be infringed wasn't a suggestion."
— Literally Heather (@Shouse34) August 29, 2023
Pretty simple, Eric. Even for a simpleton like you.
***
Related:
Walls ARE closing in! Another BOMBSHELL just dropped ON the Biden Crime Family and it AIN'T good
***
Editor's Note: Do you enjoy Twitchy’s conservative reporting taking on the radical left and woke media? Support our work so that we can continue to bring you the truth. Join Twitchy VIP !
Join the conversation as a VIP Member