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PSST ... Biden's Secret Service? We've got a PRETTY good idea who that coke belonged to (new info, lol)

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Ok, so we know you know this already ... and have probably known this since the first moment the news broke about the magical cocaine that was magically found at the White House that kept magically moving around so the Secret Service magically couldn't figure out who it belonged to.

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But gosh golly gee, Hunter Biden just happened to be living at the White House when the cocaine was FOUND.

SHOCKER, right?! Who'da thunk it possible the president's drug-addicted, degenerate son was literally at the White House WHEN the actual drug he's famously addicted to was found there?!

SO SHOCKING.

From the lovely people at Townhall:

Hunter Biden and his wife and kid crashed at the White House just days before his sweetheart plea deal on federal tax and gun crimes fell through. The embattled son went from staying in dirty motels with prostitutes to couch surfing at the President of the United State’s home. 

According to a report, on June 21, Hunter began his two-week stay at the White House— unbeknownst to most staffers— that included the discovery of cocaine in the West Wing, Hunter’s controversial appearance at a state dinner honoring the Indian prime minister, two trips to the presidential retreat at Camp David and an Independence Day celebration.

The clan reportedly left the White House on July 5. 

The day AFTER we all saw a very bizarre-looking Hunter Biden wiping his nose and wandering around the balcony at the White House. We suppose he could have had allergies ... or something else going on.

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*cough cough*

We know that you knew that. But it's fun to mock the Bidens knowing we have known this all along, don't you think?

Crazy times we are livin' in, you betcha.

WHOA. We had the exact same reaction.

SHOCKING.

EL OH EL.

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