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HUME-ILIATED: Brit Hume points out ABSURDITY of climate change crisis in 7 words, deadpan snark

Even when even the climate maniacs have to admit our climate is actually NOT CRISIS MODE and further, they have to admit things aren’t nearly as bad as they swore they would be, the Climate Changeidians can’t let people feel like things might actually be ok.

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And that *GASP* man is not powerful enough to change the climate.

Because there is no money to be made if people aren’t TERRIFIED, thinking when the weather changes from cold to hot it’s our planet DYING DYING DYING.

Sorry, that’s melodramatic but you can’t talk about these climate change toads without the melodrama.

Hey, things aren’t as bad as our relentlessly annoying fear-mongering said it was BUT YOU’D BETTER STILL BE SCARED because if not politicians will stop sending us your tax dollars. Or something.

Brit Hume said it better because of course he did … he’s Brit Hume:

Admit it, every time you read one of Brit’s tweets you do it in his voice.

Or is that just us?

Gotta scare the kids. Yup.

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A man like Brit doesn’t need a bunch of words to make his point.

And what happened to the murder hornets?! We were PROMISED murder hornets and they never showed up!

If they weren’t constantly moving the goalposts the narrative would eventually fade away, and it’s far too lucrative for that.

Indeed, it would.

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DBag journo’s tweet threatening parents SO nasty Twitter actually locked him (screenshot)

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