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NYT tries making everyone feel SORRY for Biden who just wanted to unite us and it goes so DAMN WRONG

Awww, poor Biden. Polarizing politics won’t let him unite us and stuff.

At least that’s what The New York Times wants us all to believe. Forget that the ol’ toolbag told millions of Americans there were in for a winter of illness and death because they refused to let him make them vaccinate or that he called millions of us ‘semi-fascists’ while claiming if we don’t vote for Democrats we’re killing our democracy.

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No no no, he really WANTED to reconcile us all and be a president for us all … but those darn polarizing politics.

Yeah, that’s it.

From The New York Times:

And so these are frustrating, even perplexing times for Mr. Biden, who according to confidants had expected the fever of polarizing politics to have broken by now and was surprised that it had not. The presidency he envisioned, one where he presided over a moment of reconciliation, is not the presidency he has gotten. He thought that if he could simply govern well, everything would work out, which in hindsight strikes some around him as shockingly naïve if somewhat endearing.

Yeah, calling people semi-fascists and telling them to vote as they’re told or they’re killing democracy seems to piss them off.

Indeed, Mr. Biden has always connected with audiences not through humor so much as humanity. His speeches are animated by stories of pain — his young wife and daughter killed in a car accident, his own near-death experience with two brain aneurysms, his son Beau’s death. He still summons the name of the nurse who took care of him in the hospital more than three decades ago.

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We just threw up in our mouths a little.

Holy COW. I hope they paid Peter Baker well for this bit of campaign support.

Apparently, it’s our fault for not feeling more reconciliation when he calls us names. Poor guy. Shame on us all.

Heh.

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Or they think we haven’t.

What a maroon.

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