Voting for Democrats is not sexy, dude. Bleh.
And BrooklynDad asking people if they’re sexy while talking about voting for Democrats being sexy? Double bleh. I don’t give two squirts about being sexy when I vote (c’mon, I wear yoga pants and an old hockey jersey most of the time) but even beyond what I look like, voting isn’t sexy. It’s our duty, it’s something we should take seriously, and his claiming voting blue is sexy after meeting with the Biden administration a few weeks ago makes it uber creepy.
Plus it’s a reminder that they don’t really understand what they’re voting for which I guess actually makes sense when talking about lawn flamingoes who vote for Democrats.
This is … yeah, yuck.
Voting BLUE is sexy.
Are you sexy?
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) November 6, 2022
What was he THINKING?!
You know what, I don’t wanna know.
Voting BLUE makes you a whiny douche.
Are you a whiny douche?
Yeah you are.
— Dan (@Easy_Duhz_it_) November 6, 2022
Voting BLUE is low T.
Are you low T?
— Dr. Ranch Wood (@UVIL1991) November 6, 2022
Yes. I mean, "The Lady In Red" is far better than "Devil With a Blue Dress On".
— Cooper_Townes (@CooperTownes) November 6, 2022
Paying child support is sexy.
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) November 7, 2022
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
There is a pretty famous song called “Lady in Red”. Back when the country knew what a lady was. I’ll vote that way.
— Beer Drinking Army Vet (@thomas_garrard) November 6, 2022
The color of sexy is RED. Nice try tho.
— Elon's $8 Sugar Baby ♡ (@StiflersMom45) November 6, 2022
— The Greg Perry (@RightNerve) November 7, 2022
The same people who have spent the last couple of years claiming they couldn’t define a woman suddenly care about women’s rights again. It’s all ridiculousness, sort of like BrooklynDad claiming voting blue is sexy.
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