'We'll take things that NEVER happened for $200': Peter Daou's HEARTBREAKING tweet quoting his woke teen sets off some SERIOUS BS meters

C’mon Peter. Really?

Would someone please tell Peter Daou the woke kid thing is SOOOO 2018?

My teen just said "Dad, school is scary, because if we're not dodging a pandemic, we're dodging bullets."

Heartbreaking that kids have to grow up this way.

— Peter Daou (@peterdaou) December 20, 2021

Sure.

His teen said that.

Who knew there were so many woke teens and kids out there.

My 3 year old just read your tweet and said "I don't know how to feel or think or love. I'm a character in a novel as yet unwritten, hovering in the air and undone before I've even existed, amongst the dreams of someone who never quite managed to breathe". God bless our kids! 🇺🇸

— Cobie (@cobie) December 20, 2021

Deep stuff.

pic.twitter.com/ncckLBBwar

— The Crypto Monk.Ξth (@thecryptomonk) December 20, 2021

Ding ding ding.

and then a huge dragon flew by

— Lunatic 🌔 (@jakub_rozzan89) December 20, 2021

WHOA.

That rules.

And in things thats literally didn't happen today …..

— Cope (@MrLovePistol) December 20, 2021

That 100% didn’t happen.

— JB10 (@JoeBrooks10) December 20, 2021

I think he said something about Doge coin but you weren't listening

— Cryptoni₳ (@cryptonia__) December 20, 2021

Bitcoin.

Duh.

The most amazing thing about this quote is that the data suggests both fears are irrational – and rather than correct the flawed thinking of an irrational teen, you choose to nurture the delusions to satisfy your myopic worldview.

— mrjosco 🍌 (@mrjosco) December 20, 2021

My 2 year old just DMed me this tweet and told me to block you.

— DON (@DONJVLIO) December 20, 2021

HA HA HA HA HA

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