AOC Says Black Representatives Are Being Wiped Out in Tennessee, Forgets Dem Steve...
VA Map Slap: CNN Delivers Brutal Reality Check to Hakeem Jeffries and His...
Commie Influencer Hasan Piker Cites JFK to Justify Violence After VA Ruling, Forgets...
‘Told You So!’ Former VA AG Jason Miyares Warned State Dems Redistricting Scheme...
Ted Cruz Needed 2 Words to Finish Off a Months-Long Feud With Beleaguered...
Literally Testified for the Blind Sheikh — Now Leading Race for US Congress...
Hantavirus Cruise Ship Americans Get One-Way Ticket to Nebraska Isolation
Matt (Matty)Yglesias Throws Tantrum Over Judges Who Won't Let Virginia Dems Ignore the...
'F***!' Anonymous House Dems Spill to Axios How Disastrous the SCOVA Ruling Is...
Babylon Bee Has the PERFECT Final Scene for Mark Hamill's Despicable Tale of...
Stick a Fork In Him: Wes Moore Tanks His 2028 Aspirations With BIZARRE...
Stacey Abrams Takes Time Out of Her Busy Schedule Being President
Megyn Kelly's Producer Goes Full TINFOIL Blaming Algorithm (Mark Levin?!) for Abrupt Click...
Acosta Sounds the Democracy Alarm ... Right After Virginia Supreme Court Dares to...
Angry Staffer Gets a Heapin' Helpin' of GOV 101 After Claiming VA Decision...

OMG, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIE! Vox's desperate attempt to deliver on the COVID panic-porn just doesn't really ADD UP

In case you weren’t feeling quite afraid enough this morning, Vox stepped in to do their part to try and scare you.

A jetliner?! OMG, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE.

Advertisement

Well, eventually yes, this is true, but our country is doing pretty damn good when it comes to COVID these days. Unless you live in a sh*thole like LA County where they’re re-masking all people indoors even if they’ve been vaccinated.

Take a look:

*sigh*

Sounds scary right? MILLIONS are vulnerable.

And a jetliner is A BIG PLANE.

But …

850 people fit on a jetliner.

3700 people die in a car accident, every day.

2400 people die of heart disease, every day.

1700 people die of cancer, every day.

There are 330 million Americans.

Look, we’re not belittling these deaths but the fear-mongering and constant panic-porn with COVID need to stop. We have always been mortal and we always will be.

Sorry, media. You need a new schtick.

https://twitter.com/RealAppraiserSC/status/1415828933002600450?s=20

Advertisement

Dammit, Net Neutrality!

Yup.

‘Nuff said.

***

Related:

‘Can’t BELIEVE this tweet hasn’t been deleted!’ Nearly 5-year-old #BLM tweet spits in the face of their Cuban supporters and HOOBOY

STUNNING and BRAVE TX Dem turned Twitter loser Gene Wu’s thread attacking a fellow TX rep with Autism does NOT end well

OOPSIE: Rep. Joyce Beatty tripping SPECTACULARLY over her own tweets after DEMANDING her right to vote is a GLORIOUS thing

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos