'The list of people who need their phone taken [April 1]': Siraj Hashmi's list-thread is hilariously brilliant yet not what you'd expect

Today’s list made this editor laugh out loud, and considering how crap-filled this year has been thus far, the laugh was greatly needed.

Take a look:

The List of ppl who need their phone taken [April 1]:
1) @SirajAHashmi
2) @SirajAHashmi
3) @SirajAHashmi
4) @SirajAHashmi
5) @SirajAHashmi
6) @SirajAHashmi
7) @SirajAHashmi
8) @SirajAHashmi
9) @SirajAHashmi
10) @SirajAHashmi https://t.co/VxTbAivCXw

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) April 1, 2021

Heh.

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Sounds like Siraj needs his phone taken away.

And after reading this thread, we agree.

*snickers*

congrats to @SirajAHashmi for coming in at #1 with this: https://t.co/yeHkqIb4rl

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) April 1, 2021

congrats to @SirajAHashmi for coming in at #2 with this: https://t.co/KcN3od5xEG

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) April 1, 2021

SLAY KWEEEEEEN.

congrats to @SirajAHashmi for coming in at #3 with this: https://t.co/aUFIhdITJ1

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) April 1, 2021

congrats to @SirajAHashmi for coming in at #4 with this: https://t.co/ffzq3ejeIT

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) April 1, 2021

congrats to @SirajAHashmi for coming in at #5 with this: https://t.co/lqFqeofhzg

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) April 1, 2021

We have questions but we’re pretty sure we DON’T want the answers.

congrats to @SirajAHashmi for coming in at #6 with this: https://t.co/aun0snMmAc

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) April 1, 2021

*blinks*

congrats to @SirajAHashmi for coming in at #7 with this: https://t.co/ncBw580qpG

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) April 1, 2021

Ummm …

You know what, we don’t wanna know.

Not even a little bit.

congrats to @SirajAHashmi for coming in at #8 with this: https://t.co/8CKLirWzDz

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) April 1, 2021

*blinks some more*

congrats to @SirajAHashmi for coming in at #9 with this: https://t.co/DlwwcR0MXk

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) April 1, 2021

congrats to @SirajAHashmi for coming in at #10 with this: https://t.co/f0prHrczY1

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) April 1, 2021

This may be our favorite ‘list’ from Siraj yet.

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