C’mon, you knew this was coming.
One of the first things we did last night after the Democrats passed their silly articles of impeachment was go look at Sean Spicier’s (@sean_spicier) timeline. Ok, the literal first thing we did was point and laugh at Resistance-types who thought Trump was actually being removed from office and THEN we wandered over to our favorite parody’s timeline to see what he had tweeted.
And as usual, we weren’t disappointed.
You’d think by NOW they’d have figured out he’s not really him … but nope.
No, I do other things with a sword pic.twitter.com/v4jNR8tHNP
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 19, 2019
Could have gone our whole lives without this visual, thanks Sean.
Took the words right out of my mouth pic.twitter.com/xdTBylkoaN
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 19, 2019
Huh?
We can tell you firsthand from reading through the #Impeached45 thread there are lots and lots and lots of people who had no idea what the impeachment meant and MANY of them thought for sure it meant Trump was done being president. Imagine their shock (and outrage) when that was clearly not the case.
I’m not talking about Obama pic.twitter.com/r95oHf2ZkI
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 18, 2019
We’re not sure where Jim thinks he saw Trump calling for foreign interference. Maybe he’s thinking of that time Obama was caught on a hot mic admitting he’d be more flexible with Russia after his election.
It’s going around pic.twitter.com/uPTDFgq43R
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 18, 2019
This entire impeachment sham has embarrassed the Democratic Party and indeed has caused some folks to jump the donkey ship.
I can read a name pic.twitter.com/CqV0t0bgoe
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 17, 2019
Spicer hasn’t been around for years, and the guy still triggers these people.
If only they’d look for that little blue check.
But then what would we write about?
Just trying to help pic.twitter.com/V1byr40ITV
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 15, 2019
Vin isn’t very nice.
Sheesh.
Sounds like someone who knows a good thing when they see it pic.twitter.com/cebE5tt6UW
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 13, 2019
Dance, Spicey, dance!
You’re welcome? pic.twitter.com/JzGkSB7ABl
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 12, 2019
Too easy.
TWSS.
Onviously pic.twitter.com/xmDsIkUC5U
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 12, 2019
Onviously.
HA HA HA HA HA
We adore when someone who calls someone else dumb is clearly not the brightest bulb in the batch.
Any other bad looks you can think of? pic.twitter.com/GGGVEIC0rv
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 11, 2019
Stalin, not a good look.
Che, not a good look.
I’d be annoyed if I had to spell my name that way too pic.twitter.com/gt8M5tMEY0
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 11, 2019
ANNNNND we’re dead.
Reminds me of another past winner: “The Endangered Earth”, in 1988 pic.twitter.com/tBIELSqAHq
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 11, 2019
Greta has indeed made an impact.
And not a great one.
Still going strong pic.twitter.com/PkC3rF84Sf
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 11, 2019
Heh.
Luckily some haven’t pic.twitter.com/w1cLPph8WP
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) December 9, 2019
They still think he’s him.
Too funny.
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