Sō ɡo͝od! Jon Gabriel's phonetic SLAM on Beto O'Rourke is truly the stuff of Twitter LEGEND

Michael Malice asked a question several Americans have been pondering for months now …

I still don't know if it's pronounced Bee-to or Bay-to

— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) October 22, 2018

Right? How do you say Beto?

This editor has always used, ‘Bay-toe,’ but without a phonetic spelling, it’s really hard to tell.

Thank goodness for Jon Gabriel!

rŏ-bərt https://t.co/oMyLNkU1M9

— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 22, 2018

Winner!

There were plenty of other hilarious responses to Michael on how to pronounce Beto’s nickname because we all know his real name is ROBERT.

Bee-ten

— Boofieleaks (@notwokieleaks) October 22, 2018

We see what he did here.

"Bob"

— Angus T. Kirk (@angusparvo) October 22, 2018

Betto

— ? Jim Creature ? (@jtLOL) October 22, 2018

Beta

— seize & pounce (@jr0ck1982) October 22, 2018

That works.

It's interchangable, like the lanes on the highway while driving drunk.

— ?Augustus Caesar? (@Caesar63BC) October 22, 2018

Oof.

Betty, even though she spelled it "Bette" pic.twitter.com/v9NOu5QWTZ

— Tom Hennigan (@scolaighe) October 22, 2018

In two weeks, it won’t matter ?

— The Original E (@The_Original_E_) October 22, 2018

HA HA HA HA! True!

Robert Francis.

— stock ?⚡️?? (@_mattstock_) October 22, 2018

Lo-ser.

— Cassandra is Voting #Republican (@CassieInHeels) October 22, 2018

Bob, but he spells it backwards

— BatMN (@AScottFitz) October 22, 2018

Clever.

I think it's Jar-Jar . . .

— Frazer Rice (@frazerrice) October 22, 2018

We KNEW it!

pic.twitter.com/XZYYB54HQK

— Rufus T. Firefly ?? (@hoggomcswineass) October 22, 2018

Whatever the Irish pronunciation for Beto is.

— Liberty Belle (@freetheliberty) October 22, 2018

Tough crowd, BOB.

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