We’re pretty sure the fact that you’re a wife had very little to do with how badly you lost the election BUT whatever you need to tell yourself so you can sleep at night.
In fact, it would seem that her lack of attention to the good people of Wisconsin was a far bigger issue … just sayin’.
Clinton says she’s going to revise her Twitter bio so it doesn’t start with the word "wife." https://t.co/T5dZ70MOsg
— Vox (@voxdotcom) April 24, 2018
Oooh, how modern woman and stuff.
I'd go with 2x loser instead!
— Howard Roark Laughed (@Major_Skidmark) April 24, 2018
Sorta clunky but accurate.
We all knew she wasn’t a wife. She was in a civil union meant to benefit her political aspirations.
— Smittie™ GED (Hons), BS (D-) (@smittie61984) April 24, 2018
Oh, well what is she going to put down as her qualifications now?
Everyone of her qualifications seemed to be "Bill did".
— Chibi William Henry Harrison (@TobytheBeagle1) April 24, 2018
Nobody has worked so hard to lose so much in the last decade … surely that counts for something.
— They Call me the Snowman, cooooomooooon! (@jsundi13) April 24, 2018
Not “President”…that’s for sure…
— Darrick Johnson (@darrickjohnson) April 24, 2018
— Goo T. Gwaba (@GooGwaba) April 24, 2018
— Jim Madsen ?? (@madsenjim) April 24, 2018
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) April 24, 2018
Sensing a theme here, Hilldawg.
— (((Brian))) (@twindaddy2212) April 24, 2018
"Couldn't win an election I rigged"
— Michael (@MDBishop82) April 24, 2018
Maybe she should just stick with wife?