Dennis Miller figured the whole Trump/Russia conspiracy out! Finally, shew!
Ok, everyone can stop babbling about Russia and porn stars now, and Trump can get back to working on this mess of a country, ok?
Great.
No? Damn.
Well, he tried.
ObviouslyTrump is a Russian Agent. Sent to a Soviet Front military school in US and then from age 18 on chasing tail while becoming the quintessential capitalist billionaire. All for that moment at age 70 when Putin flipped the Red Queen and activated the Ghost in the Machine.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) April 9, 2018
Obviously. Ghost in the Machine … *our sides*
WE KNEW IT!
It was RIGHT IN FRONT OF US the whole time.
https://twitter.com/THEBenWilhelm/status/983529310870036480
Trump is your father!
John Bolton, you’re our only hope.
Dennis you are a genius. Time to wrap up the investigation.
— Lee Boho (@LeeBoho1) April 10, 2018
Yes, please. Wrap it up.
Time to worry about important things like Syria, possible war with Russia, the economy … just spitballin’ here.
Thank you for revealing all this. It makes sense now!
— Common Man (@reallyamazed66) April 10, 2018
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Dude, RIGHT?!
https://twitter.com/renee1_usa/status/983544056822329346
Eyes like a hawk, nothing gets past him.
I knew it, you're his Russian handler!
— DoubleDeplorableMarie (@CatatonicSpine) April 10, 2018
Oooh, plot twist.
— Miles Meador (@MilesMeador) April 10, 2018
And he would have gotten away with it too, if not for those meddling kids!
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