We’re not entirely sure what Neil deGrasse Tyson was THINKING when he posted a picture of himself after he worked out (and listed his height and weight), but in the name of all that’s holy – LOOK AWAY.
Just. Look. Away.
Hey, we warned you.
Getting into shape for Cosmos. By my measure, 6’2” and 260 lbs this morning. Leaving me to wonder what height & weight the White House physician would assign me. pic.twitter.com/SNJXL30Yez
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 22, 2018
Would someone please tell Neil his joke about Trump and the WH physician is about a week late?
Would someone also remind Neil that Obama appointed the doctor he’s making fun of?
Thanks.
Let me know when ur in LA. We can get in the gym together. And explore the cosmos
— Roy Hibbert (@Roy_Meets_World) January 22, 2018
Umm.
Alrighty then.
Whatever floats your boat.
#NotJudging
How … droll.
— Mike “Quid Pro” Kilo (@Mike___Kilo) January 22, 2018
You know, that’s a word we don’t see enough on social media, droll.
The Universe is expanding. Give yourself a break.
— Phil Plait (@BadAstronomer) January 22, 2018
I'm very disappointed that you don't use metric system 🙁
— Darius (@Dariu5) January 22, 2018
Yeah, we’re super disappointed too.
Or something.
The robot behind you is about to murder you.
— Lee Ellenberg (@LeeEllenberg) January 22, 2018
Skynet IS REAL.
looks like you just finished some aggressive house cleaning.
— Sara Morrison (@karmiclife) January 22, 2018
It does look like he’s holding a mop handle.
Ha!
i think they would assign you beefy boy space sex man
— Dan Cassaro (@Dan_Cassaro) January 22, 2018
Ok, check please.
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