Awww, poor Stephen King. He was so set on Trump being indicted this week and little by little we’re seeing Alvin Bragg’s case falling apart in real time. He pushed the grand jury out yesterday, then he pushed them out again today (for the rest of the week), and it looks like he’s going to have a really hard time in general not having his own grand jury laugh in his face.

Hey man, even Michael Aventatti said this was a stupid idea and you KNOW he’d love to see Trump in jail.

But not quite as much as ol’ Stephen.

Yes, he still looks like an angry old lesbian who owns an ugly old antique store in Maine.

And his tweets are so bad that Rob Reiner can almost make fun of them.


Womp womp womp.


Ok, that is both hilarious AND terrifying.


Then cry some more.



FEC shows Daniels’ payment was NOT campaign-related SO Cohen lied about lying (then lied some more)

HA! Kyrsten Sinema gets a little TOO honest about who Democrats really and Lefties can’t DEEEAL

Alvin Bragg trying to save face by getting all big and bad with House Committee goes SOOO very wrong


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