WOOF! Woke lawn flamingo blaming white people for making her FAT does not go well, at all (watch)

Sam J. | 1:36 PM on January 03, 2023

There’s woke and then there’s THIS, LOL.

We try really hard not to sound like that mean old lady on the corner who screeches at the kids to get off her lawn but HO-LEE CHIT you guys, what the heck is wrong with young people today? Like, have we really raised an entire generation of people who are truly incapable of taking responsibility for who they are and the choices they make? Surely someone close to this young woman (man, whatever – see, we can be sensitive and stuff) can tell her that white people did not make her fat.

No … seriously. She blames white people.

We can’t even make up this sort of lunacy.

Watch:

I am fat because of white people. pic.twitter.com/ctmMMQyEgI

— Veterans Taking Back (@VeteranTakeBack) December 28, 2022

Huh?

Perhaps she should try putting down the fork.

— Kristina Wong 🇺🇸 (@kristina_wong) January 3, 2023

That would be a good first step.

How many white people did you eat?

— Floun Der (@Fl0und3rz) December 28, 2022

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes, yes, we all know. The white man invented McDonalds 🙄

— SeldenGADawgs (@SeldenGADawgs) January 3, 2023

If by "white people" she means Wendy's and burger king, then yes, white people

— Matthew S Harrison (@MatthewSHarriso) December 29, 2022

Mmmmmm … Wendy’s.

We know, we’re not helping.

(a) stop slamming carbs
(b) take long walks
(c) hydrate a lot
(d) stop blaming other ethnic groups for your troubles
(e) learn to meditate

You'll feel a lot better within 60-90 days

— Aristocrotus (@WParistocrotus) December 29, 2022

Sounds like a decent plan to us.