The fact this crossed our timeline today had to be kismet because full disclosure, we'd never seen this company or heard of them before.
It was as if X smiled upon us and sent us a gimme for Twitchy.
What makes this even funnier is that it's not something you'd necessarily find funny without the context ... and as a Twitchy reader (love you all!) you already have the context.
A job opening for the Platner Campaign.
FOR REAL?
Ha!
Job Opportunity!
— Daybook (@DaybookJobs) July 7, 2026
Graham Platner for U.S. Senate is immediately hiring a Research Director to develop a comprehensive research and vetting strategy and build comprehensive defense strategies and rapid-response toolkits. Salary range of $7k –$11k/month. https://t.co/AeDnRhLlme
Umm ...
Can the pay be collected on a daily basis in case the job doesn’t last the full month?
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) July 7, 2026
That's a fair question.
I just applied.
— ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) July 7, 2026
Heh.
😂
— The Dank Knight 🦇 (@capeandcowell) July 7, 2026
Is that going to be in Reichmarks?
— Yehuda Remer (@ThePewPewJew) July 7, 2026
This what you have to do when you have no bench.
— Mad Bomber Hat (@MadBomberHat) July 7, 2026
It's just painful.
And yet, hilarious.
https://t.co/fy6Ufao9YW pic.twitter.com/RpSDXp9BPd
— Live Free or Die Candle Company (@LFODCandles) July 7, 2026
Recommended
Not a parody https://t.co/3ELIFiwzIM
— Eli Lake (@EliLake) July 7, 2026
Ummm ... https://t.co/FJ0qUAA1Yh
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) July 7, 2026
Our words exactly. Ahem.
Definitely ask for the first two weeks pay upfront. https://t.co/HTLHHvALPg
— Ryan (@rydudebro) July 7, 2026
Definitely.
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