Wait ... WUT?! Graham Platner Campaign Is Hiring and the Role They're Hiring for Is So VERY Telling

The fact this crossed our timeline today had to be kismet because full disclosure, we'd never seen this company or heard of them before.

It was as if X smiled upon us and sent us a gimme for Twitchy.

What makes this even funnier is that it's not something you'd necessarily find funny without the context ... and as a Twitchy reader (love you all!) you already have the context.

A job opening for the Platner Campaign.

FOR REAL?

Ha!

Job Opportunity!

Graham Platner for U.S. Senate is immediately hiring a Research Director to develop a comprehensive research and vetting strategy and build comprehensive defense strategies and rapid-response toolkits. Salary range of $7k –$11k/month. https://t.co/AeDnRhLlme
— Daybook (@DaybookJobs) July 7, 2026

Umm ...

Can the pay be collected on a daily basis in case the job doesn’t last the full month?
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) July 7, 2026

That's a fair question.

I just applied.
— ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) July 7, 2026

Heh.

😂
— The Dank Knight 🦇 (@capeandcowell) July 7, 2026

Is that going to be in Reichmarks?
— Yehuda Remer (@ThePewPewJew) July 7, 2026

This what you have to do when you have no bench.
— Mad Bomber Hat (@MadBomberHat) July 7, 2026

It's just painful.

And yet, hilarious.

https://t.co/fy6Ufao9YW pic.twitter.com/RpSDXp9BPd
— Live Free or Die Candle Company (@LFODCandles) July 7, 2026

Wait ... WUT?! Graham Platner Campaign Is Hiring and the Role They're Hiring for Is So VERY Telling

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