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Rebekah Jones' bats**t thread on why she thinks Elon Musk REALLY reinstated her accidentally hilarious

Rebekah Jones is back on Twitter.

Yeah, Elon Musk has been slowly but surely making good on his promise that he would reinstate accounts on the Tech Giant and clearly, he didn’t play favorites doing so. Although to be fair, there were definitely more Right-leaning accounts that needed reinstating than Left-leaning accounts.

Jones was one of those rare Lefty accounts that was just too nutty, even for Twitter.

And speaking of nutty, check out her rationale for why she thinks Elon brought her back:

FYI, we have not heard anything legit about Jared Kushner being the new CEO of Twitter. Nothing has been announced as of yet and we’re not seeing Elon talk about stepping down so … eh.

She continued.

Sure, Rebekah, this TOTALLY lines up and doesn’t sound insane at all.

It’s a PLOT.

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Wow.

Seriously cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

Oops.

Seriously.

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