Poor Eric Swalwell … HA HA HA HA HA HA
Seems the only representative to ever get caught dropping an air biscuit LIVE on national television is upset that Kevin McCarthy wants to kick him off the Intelligence Committee and replace him with Paul Gosar.
We’re not entirely sure why he thought whining about it on Twitter was a good idea but here we are.
Again, we owe this guy some cookies or something for all of the Twitchy fodder he provides us day in and day out.
Kevin McCarthy wants to kick me off the Intelligence Committee and put Paul Gosar back on his committees. Paul Gosar wants to terminate the Constitution. pic.twitter.com/fXcDCxxezT
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) December 7, 2022
Eric has been accused of banging a Communist Chinese spy … and he’s surprised McCarthy wants him off the Intelligence Committee. REALLY?
Dude.
You slept with a Chinese spy buddy
— Pete D’Abrosca (@pdabrosca) December 7, 2022
Yeah, buddy.
The moment America found out that you shagged Chinese spy you should not have been on the Intelligent Committee in the first place.
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) December 7, 2022
Take it for what it’s worth, you’ve been skating on thin ice ever since the story broke about your sexual relationship with a Chinese spy…
It was an extremely
un-American affair…— Penny R (@penny_rietveld) December 7, 2022
Paul Gosar didn't sleep with a Chinese spy. You shouldn't be allowed on any committee.
— ßøβ (@rsech57) December 7, 2022
Does the name Fang Fang ring a bell?
— Sandy 〽️ (@RightGlockMom) December 7, 2022
It does does.
Yeah, we did that on purpose …
You shouldn't BE on the Intelligence Committee given your affair with a Commie Chinese spy. In fact, you should have been booted from Congress altogether. You're a National Security risk and harming the country.
— Kimberly Morin (@Conservativeind) December 8, 2022
So what you’re saying is you have more in common with him than you thought?
— Nick Freitas (@NickForVA) December 8, 2022
HAAAAAAAAAA
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) December 7, 2022
You banged Fang Fang.
And you fart on live tv pic.twitter.com/Try7ZOdifY
— Sweater Yams (@Sweater_Yams_) December 7, 2022
Tough crowd, Eric.
Trump didn't say he wanted to terminate the Constitution, liar.
— 2 + 2 = 4 (@PGtwentytwo) December 7, 2022
There’s that as well, buuut Eric was rolling.
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