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Sorry Elon Musk HATERS, this thread explains what he's LIKELY doing with Twitter and BOOYAH

There’s a reason Elon Musk is a bazillionaire, people.

Oh we get it, it’s far more dramatic and ‘click-worthy’ to think the guy who built space rockets somehow can’t manage a group of needy, whiny, self-entitled employees who resent him for making sure they still have jobs (well, some of them) but in reality, it looks like Elon is doing what most businesses do, especially when they are purchased.

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Whaling and culling.

Oliver Campbell put together a damn good thread on it:

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/1593434329153245185?s=20&t=RMHaT-GlZy52FIe6m5a1qQ

Fair point. It’s not like Elon is shy … ask AOC.

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/1593434330843516928?s=20&t=RMHaT-GlZy52FIe6m5a1qQ

Keep going.

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/1593434332403728385?s=20&t=RMHaT-GlZy52FIe6m5a1qQ

You know, like most people in real jobs face most every day but we digress.

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/1593434334060494848?s=20&t=RMHaT-GlZy52FIe6m5a1qQ

Ten good workers can do the work of 100 lazy workers.

Something like that.

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/1593434335616671746?s=20&t=RMHaT-GlZy52FIe6m5a1qQ

Seems legit.

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/1593434337562664960?s=20&t=RMHaT-GlZy52FIe6m5a1qQ

THIS THIS THIS.

There’s a reason the ‘Make Sure Puppies Are Happy’ Committee was let go.

Ahem.

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/1593434339324448768?s=20&t=RMHaT-GlZy52FIe6m5a1qQ

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/1593434341014659072?s=20&t=RMHaT-GlZy52FIe6m5a1qQ

Boom.

This.

The real workers, the people who really want to make Twitter successful, can help bring in people who will get the job done instead of people looking to MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE by making the rest of us miserable.

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/1593434342746824705?s=20&t=RMHaT-GlZy52FIe6m5a1qQ

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Makes sense, yes?

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/1593434344416239617?s=20&t=RMHaT-GlZy52FIe6m5a1qQ

This reads.

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/1593434346148401154?s=20&t=RMHaT-GlZy52FIe6m5a1qQ

The ones he let go are acting like a bunch of wounded hyenas on his platform.

Yup.

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/1593434347826286593?s=20&t=RMHaT-GlZy52FIe6m5a1qQ

As we said up there, the guy ain’t shy.

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/1593434349625540609?s=20&t=RMHaT-GlZy52FIe6m5a1qQ

Booyah.

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