‘Brings a tear to our eyes’: Pat Sajak’s Christmas message to his fellow Californians hilariously NUKES Democrats ruining the state

A Christmas message to my fellow Californians: If you plan to steal merchandise, please keep it under $950. This way, it’s a misdemeanor, and you’ll be less likely to be prosecuted. More importantly, there will be more left for others to steal. Remember, Christmas is for sharing.

— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) December 7, 2021

Just BRIMMING with Christmas snark.

And hey, he’s right … Christmas is for sharing.

Your holiday messaging brings a tear to the eye.

— Cory Morgan (@CoryBMorgan) December 7, 2021

Ours as well.

And remember… only 17 looting days till #Christmas 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 pic.twitter.com/i3P82zs8Vy

— Nicholas DiNubile MD (@drnickUSA) December 7, 2021

You don't want to be arrested so wear your masks!

— viking1905 (@ThinkUpAnID) December 7, 2021

Oooh, good point.

You won’t get arrested for looting (as long as what you steal is under $950) but they MIGHT bust you if you don’t cover your face.

What about at places like Kohl’s? Is the $950 determined before or after the 20% off instant savings, then the $10 Kohl’s Bucks, and then the further 15% off coupon my wife always has in her purse?

— R (@TheRolfinator) December 7, 2021

Good questions.

Does the idiotic law take into account discounts? Coupon codes? Store cash?

HA HA HA HA HA HA

The store should send them a 1099 for merch over $600

— Timothy Pack (@SixpackTim) December 7, 2021

It's a crazy world we live in Pat.

— Diane Di Genio (@mollysmom506) December 7, 2021

Pat for the nice list!

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