Yup, it’s science.
Totally science.
From Steak-umm … of course.
brands pay to use social media and people use social media for free so brands buy people’s attention which makes people the product and brands the consumer that then communicates with their product on social media in order to sell more products to their consumers
it’s science
— Steak-umm (@steak_umm) June 8, 2021
Whoa.
Ummmm
— David Handelman (@RealDHandelman) June 8, 2021
they hated steak-umm bc it told them the truth
— Steak-umm (@steak_umm) June 8, 2021
Heh.
I haven't had enough coffee for this.
— Rachel Harvey (@ThatRachelH) June 8, 2021
Excuse us but we were told there would be no math.
OR science.
Freakin’ Twitter.
take your time this tweet will be here forever
— Steak-umm (@steak_umm) June 8, 2021
Tweets are forever.
And ever.
I consume the brand’s product.
The brand consumes me online.
It’s the circle of life.— Ted Vician (@StinkenderKase) June 8, 2021
it's beautiful when you think about it
— Steak-umm (@steak_umm) June 8, 2021
So beautiful.
That will never get old.
I truly never thought Steak-umms would sound like my Logic professor from 30+ years ago.
— Karma Mechanic (@bweesdad) June 8, 2021
verbose and grammatically challenged ?
— Steak-umm (@steak_umm) June 8, 2021
Thanks, Steak-umm. Now my brain hurts.
— LeeAnne Dale (@LeeAnneDale) June 8, 2021
Recommended
Delicious and DEEP.
i bet some beef would take care of that brain pain
— Steak-umm (@steak_umm) June 8, 2021
And now we’re hungry.
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