It all started here.

How’s that saying go about not startin’ none if you don’t want none?

Yeah.

We’d HOPE she doesn’t drink out of a toilet just because … but you know, people will be people.

It reminds us of a line from Happy Gilmore where Shooter McGavin tells Happe he ‘eats pieces of sh*t like you (him) for breakfast.’

Yeah.

The ratio on her tweet is pretty damn impressive:

Yup.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Hey, at least she doesn’t anymore, right?

Note, we typically do not write about randos with fewer than 500 or so followers BUT the ratio on this tweet PLUS Brit’s response … too damn good not to write about it.

When you ‘read’ Brit’s tweet in his voice it’s even funnier.

True story.

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