Does John Boehner have a book coming out or something? We sort of forget this weepy-eyed swamp creature exists until he pops up saying or doing something stupid.

Like this …

Pretty sure we wouldn’t want to pick a fight with Ted Cruz.

Remember when John would cry?

Heh.

It’s a little strange, for sure.

Is this where we say, ‘Go home, John, you’re drunk’?

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