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OOPSIE! Morgan J. Freeman accidentally inspires EVERYONE to go to Super Bowl parties by being an unbearable COVID scold

Remember when f*ckers knew how to mind their own business?

Good times.

Note, this is not the beloved actor but some other blue check entertainment type.

Hey, if Morgan doesn’t want to go to a Super Bowl party he shouldn’t.

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Simple.

And c’mon, he had to know lecturing a bunch of strangers on Twitter would only have the opposite effect to what he was trying to accomplish.

OMG BUT THAT’S NOT OUTRAGEY ENOUGH!

Is outragey a word?

Eh, it is now.

Maybe deep down Morgan wants everyone to think for themselves and do as they choose and he knew being an unbearable scold would drive them to do the opposite of what he says.

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Yeah, and maybe monkeys might fly out of our butts.

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