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Hello, 9-1-1? We'd like to report a MURDER: Ted Cruz just absolutely NUKED Eric Swalwell and his #FangBang and OMG-LOL

These are the moments that make Twitter bearable.

Ted Cruz decided to take a swing at Eric Swalwell and his alleged connection to a Chinese intelligence operative whom many have begun to refer to as #FangBang. Ok, so it’s just this editor who has done that but it rhymes and makes us laugh so why not?

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Ted’s was better, of course:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Swalwell really brought this all on himself.

Seriously.

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Yup.

Everyone can go home now.

It’s done.

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