Hello, 9-1-1? We'd like to report a MURDER: Ted Cruz just absolutely NUKED Eric Swalwell and his #FangBang and OMG-LOL

These are the moments that make Twitter bearable.

Ted Cruz decided to take a swing at Eric Swalwell and his alleged connection to a Chinese intelligence operative whom many have begun to refer to as #FangBang. Ok, so it’s just this editor who has done that but it rhymes and makes us laugh so why not?

Ted’s was better, of course:

More than once, I’ve said “screw the Chinese communists.”

Little did I know how closely Swalwell was listening.

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 10, 2020

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Swalwell really brought this all on himself.

Heyooooooo! https://t.co/cbSDtFTy5M

— Cranky Gordon (@StillCrankyAF) December 10, 2020

Seriously.

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— Tench Coxe (@CoxsTench) December 10, 2020

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— Drew (@drewgrey) December 10, 2020

Savage!! ???????? pic.twitter.com/GmnPPGN4Tq

— Dread Pirate Calvin ???‍☠️ (@DarthCalvin) December 10, 2020

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— MearaJM (@MillennialOther) December 10, 2020

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— Dr. Vincent “Kingsley” Charles IS Mr. Christmas! (@YesThatVCharles) December 10, 2020

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— Dr. MaryAnnNotGinger (@MAnotGinger) December 10, 2020

I’M DEAD!!! ?????? pic.twitter.com/WgvTXLSbk4

— Dr. Pierre Dillecto? (@TheGreenNewDill) December 10, 2020

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— pamela (@my4loves5) December 10, 2020

Tweet of the Day. That’s it.

— John Chamberlain, MHA, LFACHE (@misterchambo) December 10, 2020

Yup.

Everyone can go home now.

It’s done.

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