Oh good, it’s been a while since we got to poke fun at Rep. Eric Swalwell. No, it’s not that his tweets have gotten any smarter or better, it’s more like he’s just super irrelevant now.
But this one was such a gimme we had to write it.
I’m confused. Why did @realDonaldTrump fire Flynn?
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) April 30, 2020
Yes, Eric, we all know you’re confused.
You know the answer.
And I hope you get ratio'd into oblivion. https://t.co/rXfYDfDuBk
— Jeff Carlson (@themarketswork) April 30, 2020
Oh, he did.
I'm told he farted on live TV during an interview.
And allowed as how his side had the nukes if it ever came to civil war.
Oh, wait, that was YOU.
— John Rose (@JRose1965) April 30, 2020
Swalwell will never live down the fart heard ’round the world.
— Stiener (@Stiener12) April 30, 2020
See what we mean?
You should have ended that tweet at the word confused.
— johnny credulous boomer rube (@johnnycy89) April 30, 2020
You're always confused.
— Let's Play Ball (@dustopian) April 30, 2020
Stop playing dumb.
— Davis (@GIass_Onion) April 30, 2020
He’s not playing.
You poor dear.
— Momica (@MehMomica) April 30, 2020
You are always confused, ric, no surprise there. 🤷🏻♂️
— Wayne Kimbell (@wayne_kimbell) April 30, 2020
It would be more news-worthy if Eric wasn’t confused.