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Never Trump never learns.

Could that have been any more perfect?! EL OH EL

What sort of low-life, miserable, hateful, has-been loser would push a story blaming Trump for people eating fish tank cleaner? That’s, of course, rhetorical because we can see exactly what sort of people would do that right here on this tweet.

A lot of people are stuck at home so you never know.

Heh.

He did not.

Ehhhh … but is it gluten-free?

We see what she did here.

Eating any sort of poison can and likely will kill you.

#TheMoreYouKnow

Ain’t it?

We didn’t write it.

We laughed at it.

A lot.

And included it in this article.

But we didn’t write it.

Dammit.

It’s called TDS.

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