The media seem upset over their ‘placement’ during the much-anticipated Senate Impeachment Trial.

Don’t those senators know who they are?!

Like Matt Laslo for example, complaining that they are not sheep.

Narrator: Reporters ARE sheep.

Look at them all in their tidy little pen.



Dude, repeat after us … BAAAAA

He’s so fussy.

Poor sheep.

Err … poor journo.

We are too.

So very, very sorry.


Oof again.


Thoughts and prayers for reporters during their darkest hour.



Sheesh, calm DOWN Karen! Brian Stelter SUPER mad at Will Chamberlain for mocking his Reliable Sources promo

Gosh, wonder WHY? Adam Schiff REALLY REALLY REALLY doesn’t want Hunter Biden’s testimony to be ‘permitted’

Colion Noir has a question for Alyssa Milano and her PANIC over Trump’s racist America aka the #VirginiaRally and it’s PERFECT